Posted by: MOIST | June 23, 2010

Is Cha Du-Ri really a Robot?

After his performance against Greece there were rumours in Korea that Cha Du-Ri is a robot controlled by his father, Cha Bum-Kun. Total nonsense, surely?

Yet today there were once again murmurs of Cha’s robotness with one Korean commenting that, “Cha [Bum-Kun] miscontrolled the Chaminator [Cha Du-Ri] last night.”

Now, in an exclusive from the Chosun Ilbo, Cha Du-Ri has been revealed as a robot. The first clue was spotted when he removed his shirt after the Nigeria game to reveal “an electronic circuit going up to his armpit” as can clearly be seen in the photo below:

The final proof came in never seen before photos finally released from the Greece game. Photos that the Korean government had, no doubt, been trying to keep hidden. Conclusive, I  think you’ll find.

The Chosun Ilbo hope that for the Uruguay game Cha will have a version upgrade. After his defending for Nigeria’s first goal, we all agree. So come on Chaminator 2, do us proud.

http://news.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2010/06/23/2010062301053.html

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Responses

  1. I hope a Chaminator by-product patent would make its way to Samsung multimedia labs.


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